Every time you make an Excel spreadsheet this big, a kitten meets its maker

I'm not really that elitist about non-programmers using applications in an advanced way the programmers could find a better way to do. I've never had to port functionality from an Excel spreadsheet that was 2 MB in size prior to data being added--at least not more than once.

However, I am a bit disturbed that Excel is the new Access:

The total number of available columns in Excel
Old Limit: 256 (2^8)
New Limit: 16k (2^14)

The total number of available rows in Excel
Old Limit: 64k (2^16)
New Limit: 1M (2^20)

Number of unique colours allowed a single workbook
Old Limit: 56 (indexed colour)
New Limit: 4.3 billion (32-bit colour)

Therefore, Excel is now Microsoft's new small business data warehouse. (Apologies to DW people.)

You could also store and represent a very large 32-bit color bitmap inside an Excel spreadsheet. Also supported are Base-64 Encoded BLOBs 🙂 :

The total number of characters that can display in a cell
Old Limit: 1k (when the text is formatted)
New Limit: 32k or as many as will fit in the cell (regardless of formatting)

The number of characters per cell that Excel can print
Old Limit: 1k
New Limit: 32k

I'd hate to have to debug a 8k character formula with 64 levels of nesting:

The maximum length of formulas (in characters)
Old Limit: 1k characters
New Limit: 8k characters

The number of levels of nesting that Excel allows in formulas
Old Limit: 7
New Limit: 64

A 255 argument function. The mind shudders. Even if you did not use a computer science major to create the program, such an unwieldly program might benefit from the education and experience of a computer science major. Maybe there is a better way to do this, by applying some mid-level software engineering techniques instead of stream of consciousness coding.

Maximum number of arguments to a function
Old Limit: 30
New Limit: 255

Miscellaneous Excel tricks that I needed today.

How to hide gridlines on an Excel Worksheet.

Select a Worksheet.
Select Tools->Options...
On the [View] tab, un-check Gridlines under the Window Options section.

Row and column headers, scroll bars, and sheet tabs are also hideable through this tab.

How to Split and Freeze Panes

Freeze panes makes very nice title rows (the bottom pane does not scroll into the title row).